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Sitting on a plane waiting to pull up to the gate so i can get off. Also next to bathroom. Ew

Oreo and orange juice don’t mix

Nothing like forcing some of your favorite people to see a crappy movie only you could like.

The week hasnt been terrible. just long. and slightly irritating, but better than most.

now what movie do i want to see tonight?

Why does nj smell?

EDIT: As someone who converses through stories i should probably get better at story telling (also spelling). I’m going to minor in writing.

People who don’t have jobs have no right to complain about being broke

So lifes a bit weird right now.

i’m about to have the BEST FUCKING WEEK EVER. here’s the top reasons why:

-Due to my laptop being broken, I cannot finish the design stuff for funmaps, so this week i get to do DATA ENTRY. WhOO!

- After a nice 3 days of that, i get to spend 2 hours in the car with my mom so she can drive me home from NJ, that is, if she even comes.

prediction: “Sorry… but gas is just too expensive for me to drive that far in my new SUV. cant you take the train?”

-Joe! (kiba’s boyfriend but ex boyfriend who she’s been breaking up/taking breaks /fucking every second/but not really together with) is staying for the week! oh joy! at least she won’t be all godzilla.

However, due to not having a computer, i get to spend my evenings watching them suck face. with no escape. also i get to watch shitty TV since god FORBID kiba not watch the same episode of law and order every fucking day.

aint that a kicker?!

Also, since there is only 132 HOURS! till i arrive in savannah, this week will be filled with anticipation, anger, awkward and excitement.

OH god i cannot wait to step on that jetplane.

also, I’ve pretty much decided on the minoring in writing thing. I need to get better at story telling. it’ll be a good outlet for me.

Nothing makes me feel like a cool kid like my MTVu playlist

Ok. Bye. Have fun at your party. Hope it’s a fucking blast. don’t worry bout me. I’ll just watch dvds all night. I don’t like parties anyway

The following is a post from my live journal in 2006:

18 April 2006 @ 10:24 pm  STRESS PLS?   DEAR FATHER,
STOP BEING SUCH A DICK. SO I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH YOU THIS MORNING. THAT IS NO REASON TO BE PUNISHING ME. IM A TEENAGER, WTF DO YOU EXPECT. STOP GIVING ME A GUILT TRIP FOR NOT HEPLING OUT AROUND THE HOUSE. THERES NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE ANYWAY. KTHNXBAI
PS: ITS TIME TO ADMIT YOU’RE GAY. SRSLY. EVERYONE KNOWS BY NOW. MAYBE THEN YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO GO TO AL-ANON MEETINGS

DEAR COMICCON,
PLEASE TO BE REFUNDING ME SOON MAYBE?

DEAR MR MARTINEZ,
I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON IN YOUR HISTORY CLASS. OBVIOUSLY THE CLASS IS RETARDED IF THEY CANT DEFINE IMPERIALIZATION IN ONE COHERENT SENTANCE. ALSO PLEASE DONT BE FUCKING UP MY GRADE BY LOSING MY PROJECTS AND JUST ASSUMING I NEVER DID THEM JUST CAUSE I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK. KTHNX.

DEAR ICHIGOSAUCE,
PLEASE DONT TELL ME IM PMSING CAUSE I DONT WANT YOU TO VISIT DURING OHIO TRIP. KTHNX

DEAR YOUNDGER BROTHER,
PLEASE GO TO CLASS,AND NOT BE COMING TO MY GYM CLASS TO CALL ME FAT INFRONT OF MY CLASSMANTS, KTHNXBAIGODIENOWLOL

DEAR OHIO COMPETITION,
PLEASE TO NEXT YEAR BE MAKING YOUR COMEPEITION NOT ON EARTHDAY WEEK.


STRESS OMG LOL

I be playing ddr now to relieve stress.    Place: dad’sTone: stressed

I removed your screen name from my buddy list because it enticed me to talk to you, and my emotions can’t handle it. I hope you dont find out, because I know you’d ask me why and I don’t feel like explaining it to you just to have you get offended.

sincerely,

me

Dear coworkers. I know the boss is in montreal but could you pls be on time so i can get in?

oh man, my ankles. are so warm. this is a lovely feeling :D

I love not being able to fall asleep. I also love sleeping on a futon i’m not allowed to open. Thanks kiba.

Dont ask me if you’re the same size as Hayden Panettiere. i barely know who that is.

the olympic GE commercial withthe cute chinese market guy and the hot chinese doctor lady is the cutest fucking ad i have ever seen.

ever.

womens poll vaulting is the most beautiful event at the olympics

I have never seen a commercial for my pen in my entire life.

yet here i am, sitting on the couch watching Olympic Zone on NBC, and sure enough, uniball has released an ad about its new pen to show off the quick drying, waterproof ink. style is very circa 1992.

Also, I have been listening to Vampire Weekend all day. Great band, terrible name.