First quiz of the year: completo
Oh man. Parkinsons will always amuse me
” every eight days a hooker sheds her skin”
Today is a perfect day
Dark chocolate peanut m&m’s taste like crap
OH GOD THE ONIONS IN MY LEFTOVERS ARE REALLY SLIMEY :[
Oh god. I woke up with a hang over, but still drunk. wtf, everclear. wtf. also i almost hooked up with daniel day lewis. is this bad? prob.
I meant always. Oops.
I like how i’m alps with david when i get his twitters