May 2012
58 posts
America: A Love Story
- Republicans: Let's pass a constitutional amendment to keep gays from marrying the people they love
- Republicans: And let's make it as hard as possible for women (and other people who can get pregnant) to get abortions
- Republicans: And let's make it harder for the poor, the elderly and minorities to vote
- Republicans: And let's make it so that the police can stop brown people randomly to ask for their papers
- Republicans: Because we believe in freedom
“And I don’t really see you hearing me and I don’t really see you changing, so. I just summed it up for you, and I’m sorry that I didn’t figure it out sooner. And you must think I am even stupider than you already thought I was. But consider it a testament to your charms, because you might not know this, but you are very, very charming. And I really care about you. And I don’t want to anymore, because it feels too shitty for me. So I’m gonna leave.”
—Girls (via annfran)
Comedy Centrl: Aziz Ansari's Special to Air on Comedy Central May 20th, Comedian to Give Free Show in NYC →
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DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS UPDATE
On March 20th, I released my second standup special Dangerously Delicious for download/stream on azizansari.com for $5 (thanks to Louis CK for figuring out the Internet). Its been a great experience and I’m glad I did it. I wanted to give an…
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